Track: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

royai-sexual:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy.

certain angles give me a bump in my nose idk what that’s about but w/e cute regardless

certain angles give me a bump in my nose idk what that’s about but w/e cute regardless

tedbunny:

Adriaan van de Spiegel and Giulio Casseri: De humani corporis fabrica libri decem

tedbunny:

Adriaan van de Spiegel and Giulio Casseri: De humani corporis fabrica libri decem

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

snail dad 

tagged: +SNAIL DAD!!!!!!!! 
Bold what’s true about you, Italicize what’s somewhat true

You just learned a bit about me:

  • I am a cuddler.
  • I am a morning person. 
  • I am an only child.
  • I am currently in my pyjamas.
  • I am currently pregnant.
  • I am left handed.
  • l am right handed.
  • I am ambidextrous.
  • I am a little shy around another gender.
  • I bite my nails. 
  • I can be paranoid at times.
  • I enjoy country music.
  • I enjoy smoothies. 
  • I enjoy talking on the phone.
  • I have a car.
  • I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
  • I have a hidden talent.
  • I have a pet.
  • I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person.
  • I have all my grandparents. 
  • I have been to another country.
  • I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
  • I have caller I.D. on my phone.
  • I have bathed someone.
  • I have changed a diaper.
  • I have changed a lot over the past year.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have had major/minor surgery.
  • I have had my hair cut within the last week.
  • I have mood swings.
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
  • I have rejected someone before.
  • I like the taste of blood. 
  • I love Michael Jackson.
  • I love sleeping.
  • I love to shop.
  • I own 100 CDs or more.
  • I own and use a library card.
  • I read books for pleasure in my spare time. 
  • I sleep a lot during the day.
  • I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
  • I work at a job that I enjoy.
  • I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
  • I am wearing socks.
  • I am tired.
  • I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month. 

I have/had:

  • Finished college.
  • Smoked cigarettes. 
  • Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
  • Collected something really stupid.
  • Gone to a concert.
  • Helped someone.
  • Spun turn tables.
  • Watched four movies in one night.
  • Been broken up with.
  • Taken a college level course. 
  • Been in a car accident.
  • Been in a tornado.
  • Watched someone die.
  • Been to a funeral.
  • Burned yourself. 
  • Ran a marathon.
  • Your parents got divorced.
  • Cried yourself to sleep. 
  • Spent over $200 in one day.
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Been cheated on.
  • Written a 10 page letter.
  • Had a best friend.
  • Lost someone you loved.
  • Skipped school.
  • Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
  • Stolen books from the library. 
  • Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
  • Fired a gun.
  • Been in a school play.
  • Been fired from a job.
  • Taken a lie detector test.
  • Swam with dolphins.
  • Attempted suicide.
  • Written poetry.
  • Read more than 20 books a year.
  • Gone to Europe.
  • Loved someone you couldn’t have.
  • Used a colouring book over age 12.
  • Had surgery.
  • Had stitches. 
  • Taken a taxi.
  • Had more than 5 online conversations going at once. 
  • Had a hamster.
  • Dyed your hair.
  • Had something pierced. 
  • Gotten straight A’s.
  • Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

  • Light brown
  • Medium brown
  • Dark brown 
  • Blonde
  • Black
  • Dirty blonde 
  • Strawberry blonde
  • Multicoloured
  • Red

My eyes are:

  • Brown
  • Dark Brown
  • Blue
  • Green
  • Hazel
  • Light brown
  • A combination of things
  • Ice Blue
  • Grey

People sometimes label me as:

  • Slut
  • Girly
  • Ugly
  • Nerd
  • Other

Some of my biggest fears are:

  • Spiders/other insects
  • Slimy things
  • Dying
  • Doctor/Dentist appointments 
  • Hospitals 
  • Needles
  • Diseases
  • Being alone in the dark
  • Heights
  • Small spaces
  • Oceans/large bodies of water
  • Holes
  • Large animals
  • Small animals
  • Open spaces
  • Lightning
  • Tornadoes

I have:

  • A friend with benefits
  • A laptop in my room
  • A television in my room
  • Good grades
  • My own car 
  • Married parents
tagged: +long post 
matt-t:

JACK WHITE HAVING FUN

matt-t:

JACK WHITE HAVING FUN

tagged: +HAHAHA 
tagged: +me @ anons 
匿名 asked: we're in mutuals and you honestly intimidate me by a lot!!

nooooo omg i am a sad baby pls don’t be intimidated by me!!! i want to be friends w/ everyone lets all be friends 

匿名 asked: I like your selfies but I'm afraid to actually "like" them bc I feel like it's weird for a stranger to do it :((((

aw man you can like them its ok if ur a stranger ur ok buddy

still totally in denial that my selfies get like no notes and no one talks to me on here anymore and im useless :)

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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